From the desk of the Global Comptroller:
To Whom it May Concern:
Thank you for participating in our money-laundering and data mining operations. With your help, we were able to finance the war in Iraq, and make a tidy profit for the multi-national corporations that seek to enslave you through the Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP).
Additionally, your participation in our various Global Psychological Operations on social media has been invaluable in determining which lies you prefer to believe as we install the Whore of Babylon (aka. Hillary Rodham-Clinton) as the next President of the slave corporation formerly known as the United States of America.
We appreciate your willingness to betray Donald J. Trump and everything he represents to achieve the long-anticipated New World Order. You can look forward to Barack Hussein Obama being installed as the next Secretary General at the United Nations. Hillary will continue to report to him, as she uses the remaining resources of the United States of America to rape, pillage, and plunder the rest of the western world.
Any further announcements regarding the so-called RV/GCR and/or SWISSINDO are to be ignored, as these are pre-written messages that are no longer necessary. Your purchase of exotic currencies has kept our pools heated for a long time, and for that, we are truly grateful.
After the UCC filings by the One People’s Public Trust (OPPT) set all 7 billion of you free, we were overwhelmed by the large number of you that agreed to give your soul to the New World Order via the UN SWISSINDO operations.
That is all.
Office of the Global Comptroller
October 21st, 2016