Trump’s Prayer

Our President-elect, who art in Trumpland,
Hallowed be thy name.
Thy Presidency come.
Thy will be done in DC,
As it is in Trumpland.
Give us this day our daily news,
And forgive us our retweets,
As we forgive those that tweet against us.
And lead us not into fake news,
But deliver us from globalism.
For thine is the presidency,
The power and the glory.
Make America Great Again.

Amen.

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2 thoughts on “Trump’s Prayer

    1. What would this replace, Shaggy? It sounds like you are jumping to conclusions. I filed it under “Entertainment” for a reason.

      Peace.

      –Patrick

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